David Lynn With Hair Explosion Finds Fame On PGA Tour

lynn hair “I don’t know what is happening but ever since I came over here to the sunshine in the USA, my hair has just started to grow like never before,” said former European Tour player David Lynn.  “I used be as smooth as a snooker ball down there, now I’m a silverback like Robin Williams,” added the 1994 Greek amateur champion.

“Being on the PGA Tour is like a dream come true.  Aside from my new locks and the tufty back sack and crack, I’ve got a new nickname over here too- Stretch Armstrong- I really like it.  They are giving all the new players nickname like they did with Darth Maple on the darts.”

PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem also commented on David Lynn’s impact Stateside saying “I wholeheartedly endorse this person, product or event being on the PGA Tour so long as he’s not on the European Tour or that Sunstroke Tour or whatever it’s called”.

stretch armstrong Lynn travels to California today to shoot his first set of TV commercials; just another sign of his rise to fame.  Cialis erectile dysfunction pills and Silvikrin Body Shampoo have reportedly paid up to $200 dollars each to secure his services.

“I’m looking forward to getting my Stretch Armstrong trunks waist size 26 on today”, said an excited Lynn

More as it emerges.

 

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