Butch Harmon Has Obama Hitting 300 Yard Drives After Discovering He Was Right Handed All Along

The wife and kids were away for the weekend, there was no proper sport on the box, no one had been murdered in New York that day, so what was the President to do other than dust off his set of Patty Bergs and head out on the golf course with just himself and an army of secret service agents?

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Only this time, instead of seeing him tortured for four hours on the course, his kind hearted Presidential assassins arranged for Tiger Woods and Butch Harmon to be on hand for the day.

Obama and Woods reportedly played the exclusive Floridian Yacht and Golf Club, with up to 300 agents lining the right of every fairway to help search for “airball one”, the official name of the President’s ball.

"It's good to see you play well again (since you stopped whoring around)," Obama is said to have told Woods.  It is unclear whether Obama advised Tiger on whether to pay $200 million to Elin Nordegren for the slim chance of getting his end away or to cover the cost of Lindsey Vonn’s ACL for some guaranteed nookie.

Afterwards Obama spent an hour having a lesson with Butch Harmon.  A security cordon was set up around the pair in case Woods (who was kept at a distance of 50 metres) might pick up on something. “It’s nice to meet you Mr. Harmon and even better to see you have both eyes fully open today,” Obama said as he shook hands with the teaching legend.

By the end of the lesson the President was flushing two irons and nuking drivers 300 yards down the fairway.  “Turns out the poor bastard was right handed all along but didn’t know it,” joked Harmon as he was checked for weapons faced down on the ground afterwards by agents.

It’s believed Harmon received $500 from the President for the lesson, but IRS officials swooped and  took back $352 of that before he left, in line with Obama’s new taxation policy.

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