2013 Tour Championship Pairings One Liner Breakdown!

It’s an elite 30 man field this week at East Lake, so I can actually read through the pairings for once without getting bored!

Related: Check out my Tour Championship betting tips here.

2013 Tour Championship First Round Pairings

brandtLuke Donald and Dustin Johnson (11:40 a.m.) â€" Donald only got in by the skin of his teeth,  but now that he’s  here, he loves this place.

Brendon de Jonge and D.A. Points (11:50 a.m.) â€" Points collapsed on the 72nd hole at the BMW Championship thinking he hadn’t made the field.  Hard to believe a wheelbarrow full of money would mean that much to a professional golfer!

Sergio Garcia and Boo Weekley (12:00 p.m.) â€" This looks like a bad draw for Sergio.  And a worse one for Boo!

Charl Schwartzel and Roberto Castro (12:10 p.m.) â€" The hopes of the nation of Cuba rest on Fidel’s son. 

Webb Simpson and Billy Horschel (12:20 p.m.) â€" The angel and the devil paired together!

Kevin Streelman and Jason Dufner (12:30 p.m.) â€" I have it on good authority that Streelman will be wearing an “I’ve Been Dufnered” t shirt.

Gary Woodland and Bill Haas (12:40 p.m.) â€" Past winner and whispers say a future winner.

Hunter Mahan and Keegan Bradley (12:50 p.m.) â€" Oil painters wont be committing this pairing to their canvas!

Jordan Spieth and Jason Day (1:00 p.m.) â€" Bombs away! 

Jim Furyk and Nick Watney (1:10 p.m.) â€" Will Nick have to keep administering bottles of 5 Hour Energy gunk to keep Jim awake after his exertions last week?

Justin Rose and Brandt Snedeker (1:20 p.m.) â€" Guaranteed to be the worst dressed pairing on the course! 

Phil Mickelson and Graham DeLaet (1:30 p.m.) â€" Phil to Graham “So what’s this Canadian accent all aboot”.

Matt Kuchar and Steve Stricker (1:40 p.m.) â€" If you are begger in the East Lake area, this is the pairing to target for some loose change.

Adam Scott and Zach Johnson (1:50 p.m.) â€" Zach will be 100 yards behind Adam, but with the Lord Jesus Christ on his side, he’ll only be 50 yards behind.

Tiger Woods  and Henrik Stenson (2:00 p.m.) â€" Oh dear, I hope Henrik doesn’t have to borrow Tiger’s driver.  It’s more bent than his own broken one.

 

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