2013 Tour Championship Pairings One Liner Breakdown!
Itâs an elite 30 man field this week at East Lake, so I can actually read through the pairings for once without getting bored!
Related: Check out my Tour Championship betting tips here.
2013 Tour Championship First Round Pairings
Luke Donald and Dustin Johnson (11:40 a.m.) â" Donald only got in by the skin of his teeth, but now that heâs here, he loves this place.
Brendon de Jonge and D.A. Points (11:50 a.m.) â" Points collapsed on the 72nd hole at the BMW Championship thinking he hadnât made the field. Hard to believe a wheelbarrow full of money would mean that much to a professional golfer!
Sergio Garcia and Boo Weekley (12:00 p.m.) â" This looks like a bad draw for Sergio. And a worse one for Boo!
Charl Schwartzel and Roberto Castro (12:10 p.m.) â" The hopes of the nation of Cuba rest on Fidelâs son.
Webb Simpson and Billy Horschel (12:20 p.m.) â" The angel and the devil paired together!
Kevin Streelman and Jason Dufner (12:30 p.m.) â" I have it on good authority that Streelman will be wearing an âIâve Been Dufneredâ t shirt.
Gary Woodland and Bill Haas (12:40 p.m.) â" Past winner and whispers say a future winner.
Hunter Mahan and Keegan Bradley (12:50 p.m.) â" Oil painters wont be committing this pairing to their canvas!
Jordan Spieth and Jason Day (1:00 p.m.) â" Bombs away!
Jim Furyk and Nick Watney (1:10 p.m.) â" Will Nick have to keep administering bottles of 5 Hour Energy gunk to keep Jim awake after his exertions last week?
Justin Rose and Brandt Snedeker (1:20 p.m.) â" Guaranteed to be the worst dressed pairing on the course!
Phil Mickelson and Graham DeLaet (1:30 p.m.) â" Phil to Graham âSo whatâs this Canadian accent all abootâ.
Matt Kuchar and Steve Stricker (1:40 p.m.) â" If you are begger in the East Lake area, this is the pairing to target for some loose change.
Adam Scott and Zach Johnson (1:50 p.m.) â" Zach will be 100 yards behind Adam, but with the Lord Jesus Christ on his side, heâll only be 50 yards behind.
Tiger Woods and Henrik Stenson (2:00 p.m.) â" Oh dear, I hope Henrik doesnât have to borrow Tigerâs driver. Itâs more bent than his own broken one.
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