Britain's Most Violent Prisoner Charles Bronson Turns To God After Visit From Oliver Wilson
In his first appearance since winning the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, world's nicest golfer Oliver Wilson addressed inmates at HM Prison Wakefield, described as the hardest prison in Britain. Follow @golfcentraldoc
The Englishman give a chipping exhibition in the main hallway of the segregation wing much to the delight of the 16 maximum security inmates who smiled as they watched on from behind six inch thick plexiglass panels the size of a mobile phone on their cell doors.
After the demonstration, Wilson beckoned wardens over and pointed towards the cell of Charles Bronson, the man described as Britain’s most violent prisoner, indicating his desire to speak personally with the convicted madman in his cell.
It is believed the St Andrews champion heard confession with Bronson before blessing him with Holy water sprinkled from a polystyrene cup. The pair then hugged for up to a minute before Bronson kneeled in a praying pose as Wilson left the cell.
Afterwards the 61-year-old Spurs fan vowed never again to cover himself in butter or beat up a dozen wardens when Arsenal defeat Tottenham at home.
It is believed that despite now becoming a fine upstanding citizen since meeting Oliver Wilson, Bronson will continue to serve out a life sentence behind bars for bizarrely taking two Iraqi terrorists and a third prisoner hostage after one of them accidentally bumped into him and didn't apologize.
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The Englishman give a chipping exhibition in the main hallway of the segregation wing much to the delight of the 16 maximum security inmates who smiled as they watched on from behind six inch thick plexiglass panels the size of a mobile phone on their cell doors.
After the demonstration, Wilson beckoned wardens over and pointed towards the cell of Charles Bronson, the man described as Britain’s most violent prisoner, indicating his desire to speak personally with the convicted madman in his cell.
It is believed the St Andrews champion heard confession with Bronson before blessing him with Holy water sprinkled from a polystyrene cup. The pair then hugged for up to a minute before Bronson kneeled in a praying pose as Wilson left the cell.
Afterwards the 61-year-old Spurs fan vowed never again to cover himself in butter or beat up a dozen wardens when Arsenal defeat Tottenham at home.
It is believed that despite now becoming a fine upstanding citizen since meeting Oliver Wilson, Bronson will continue to serve out a life sentence behind bars for bizarrely taking two Iraqi terrorists and a third prisoner hostage after one of them accidentally bumped into him and didn't apologize.
Follow @golfcentraldoc
Category: Satire
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