Sky Sports Drop Garcia and Poulter On Eve Of Matches

sky sportsBy Ron for golfcentraldaily.com

Sky Sports, the company who owns the Ryder Cup, have shocked the golf world on the eve of the matches by sensationally dropping Sergio Garcia and Ian Poulter from the European team.

On their Sky Sports News Channel late last night, Sky unveiled their new European Team which includes seven foot David Lynn and Spain’s Gonzalo Fernandez Castano.

“We didn’t like the way Ian Poulter was trying to sneak his branding into our telecasts, I control all that sh*t” said Sky Sports supremo Elliot Carver, adding “and Sergio’s jeans were an affront to common decency, He had to go.”

It’s believed Carver was aided in his decision by 2014 European Ryder Cup Captain, Colin Montgomerie.

Elliot_Carver_by_Jonathan_Pryce_200x200Asked to comment on the new call ups Monty said “Uh Uh Uh I like Lynn, Uh David Uh Uh David Lynn, he’s going to be a handful up front, good on the ball and Uh Uh Uh sure to cause problems in the Uh air.

“And as for Gonzo replacing Garcia, it was the only way we could swap one Spanish Muppet for another?  It’s bound to get the kids watching.”

More as it emerges.

 

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