Video: Graeme McDowell Beaten Senseless By UFC Animal After Poker Game Altercation

by Ron for GolfCentralDaily.com

UFC legend Mike Bender this morning defended his actions as ‘self defence’ after a vicious attack left golfer Graeme McDowell bloodied and battered.

According to reports GMac was ‘beaten to a pulp’ by Bender, when what started as a friendly poker game at the fighters Lake Nona house turned nasty when the Northern Irishman made disparaging remarks about the UFC and it’s fighters.  Going all in early in the game with a pair of twos, McDowell lost all his chips to trip sevens and was then forced to sit and wait for two hours at the table while his friends drank beer, laughed, joked and folded in case they too would lose chips.

Apparently bored and frustrated by the way the evening was unfolding, GMac rounded on two time UFC Offalslam Champion Bender by declaring he was heading out to the tattoo artists to get “some stupid f*cking tribal patterns tattooed  all the way up my arms and the words ‘honour’ and ‘loyalty’ inked across my shoulder blades in a bold Gothic type font.”

Clearly agitated, Bender finally snapped after GMac declared he intended to eat into Bender’s lucrative UFC merchandising market share by releasing a rival range of black t-shirts depicting half decomposed bodies holding iron crosses riding american choppers with half naked ladies on the back through the gates of a graveyard with satanic snakes peering out of the eye sockets.

“I’ll have every eight to thirteen year old boy in America wearing my shirts and holding a hastily scribbled sign above their head at your pussy UFC fights saying ‘GMac Is King’ within months”, roared McDowell as he fell backward over a coffee table while attempting to hold upright a bottle of Coors Light.

“The beating was quick, savage and brutal,” said GMac’s friend Elliot Rickard, “Once Bender took Graeme from behind and his white belt popped, I had to turn away.  He brought him out back to his personal cage to finish the job.”

ron[2] Bookies have been quick to lengthen McDowell’s odds to 50/1 ahead of the Northern Trust Open, where he is expected to play despite the beating.

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