Tiger Woods Blogs About Explosiveness Coaching Masturbation And Hunter

Tiger Woods (or his marketing people) have written a blog post on his official website. And yes, it does contain the word "explosive" early on!

I'm feeling great. I've been home and with my kids a lot, and haven't swung a club yet, but I have done some shadow swings in the mirror. I'm hoping to swing a club later this month or early next, but we'll see how it goes. I got my strength back and need to get my explosiveness back before I start.

Woods also addresses his coaching situation, indicating he might just take the masturbation option and go it alone.

As for my coaching situation, there is no hard-and-set rule on this. I may just do it on my own. I'm keeping my options very, very open. I need to get healthy first before I start back and see how I feel.

And there's some Hunter love.

I really haven't watched much golf. I've seen a few shots here and there, but that's about it. I'll tune in to the Ryder Cup to see how our guys do. I think Tom Watson made three great captain's picks. Hunter Mahan hits the ball on a string and is one of the best ball-strikers out here. And when he putts well, he wins, hands down. Webb Simpson is a great grinder. He's a great person to have in these team events because he can get up and down and make putts. And Keegan Bradley is just a ball of energy. He's the guy you want on the team because he's fired up, anxious to play and wants to do anything he can to help out his teammates. He's just fun to be around.


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