Trump Boss Brings Up Jimmy Saville with Beeb while Guardian Journalist “Shites” On Donald

Following the showing of the controversial "You've Been Trumped" film BBC2 last Sunday night,  which documents Donald Trump’s war with the locals when developing his Trump International Golf Links in Scotland, the Trump organization have been quick to bring in the legal team with their arms waving frantically while the journalists had a field day.
donald trump funny I have to say I’m quite enjoying all the banter!  I wonder is the course this good?
Sarah Malone, the executive vice-president of Trump International Golf Links, also hit out with a few jabs including a thinly veiled reference to the beeb turning a blind eye to Jimmy Saville’s sex crimes "It just goes to show that recent criticism of the BBC's lack of sound editorial judgement to be correct. It is not a documentary - it is a piece of propaganda that is wildly inaccurate, defamatory and deliberately misleading."
However the best blow came from a journalist called Sam Wollaston's in The Guardian newspaper in which he compares Trump antics to doing a massive shite.  Read the here
Once upon a time a man with a golden fleece on his head named Donald Fart flew in his private aeroplane from America to Scot Land with a whole bunch of his cronies. And he decided he was going to squat down on the coast of Scot Land and do a massive shite. But the place he decided he was going to do it â€" on the east coast, or the west coast, Mr Fart wasn't sure which â€" turned out to be a site of special scientific interest, a unique habitat of dunes, one of the last of its kind. There was a sign in the sand that said, quite clearly, No Doing Massive Shites Here.
But the politicians â€" well some of them â€" saw only the private jet, and the fleet of Range Rovers with blacked-out windows, and the dollar signs. They were impressed, and they were dazzled by the golden fleece on Donald's head. So they pulled up that sign, and they smoothed over a patch of sand so Mr Fart could do his business. They pulled up clumps of rare special scientific interest grass to wipe him with afterwards; and I'm afraid they finished the job off with their tongues.
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