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John Paramor Unprovoked Attack Sees 16 People Directly Hit With Two Shots

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by Ron for golfcentraldaily.com European Tour head referee John Paramor was last night in custody in Florida, after an unprovoked attack in a packed exhibition hall saw several people directly hit with two shots. Armed with a stopwatch, power crazed Paramor went on the 30 minute frenzied shotting spree in the main exhibition hall of the Orange County Convention Centre which was hosting the 2014 PGA Show leaving 16 people directly hit with two shots while up to 20 more had to be treated for wounds to their pride.  The victims were all American PGA professionals except for one 14 year old Chinese amateur. “It was terrible” said one eyewitness. “He was just waving this giant stopwatch around, hitting everyone he could see with two shots.  One guy dived under a table, but one of his feet got caught on a white line and he just lay there while Paramor walked up and hit him with two shots from close range. The court hearing is set for Saturday Technorati Tags: John Param...

Holy Marathon Runners Batman, New Balance Are Making Golf Shoes In 2014

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It must have been a tense management meeting at New Balance.  One timid soul risked certain sacking but somehow found the courage to put up his hand and say  “We make tonnes of runners anyway, why don’t we stick some spikes and rubber nubs on them and call them golf shoes?” There followed a deathly silence as company Chairman and CEO Newt Balance rose from his chair, swept the dandruff from his lapel, pointed at the employee and said “I frickin’ love it!” And that ladies and gentleman is why New Balance golf shoes will be in shops in 2014. Technorati Tags: New Balance Golf Shoes 2014

Report Says Lindsey And Tiger Could Break Up After “I’m Not Just Your Cheer­leader” Remark

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The National Enquirer magazine may seem as reputable a source as Berlusconi’s PR agent but they’ve seen their fare share of courtrooms over their stories and rarely nowadays go to print without a modicum of substance, so this one about Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn’s increasingly strained relationship grabs the attention.  It seems the nub of their problem is that Woods does not look at Vonn as the sporting equal she wants.  So much so that Woods is not yet scheduled to attend February’s Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia  to see Vonn compete in her alpine skiing events.  Vonn is slated to compete in the Women’s Downhill event on Wednesday 12th February and the Super G on Saturday 15th February. Woods is expected to play the Farmers Insurance Open (Jan. 23-26) followed by the Dubai Desert Classic (Jan. 30-Feb. 2) but remained non committal during the week on whether he intends to attend the Winter Olympics.  "I think that's just day to day," he said. "We ...

Jason Dufner- “Chelsea Are Crazy To Sell Mata”

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Speaking as this week’s guest on the Fantasy Football Club, lifelong Colchester United fan Jason Dufner was adamant in his belief that Chelsea should not be dispensing of the services of Juan Mata. I just don’t think Jose Muorinho’s personal dislike of Mata should be grounds for offloading what is clearly a world class player, said a clearly animated Dufner in an interview with Fenners. The US PGA Champion also had praise for a returning striker and prayed patience for the new Manchester United manager. “It’s great to see Emmanuel Adebayor back in the Spurs first team and on the scoresheet regularly. Myself and Amanda are very good friends with Adebayor’s and vacation together a lot in Florida.  I’m also on the phone regularly to David Moyes.  He needs more time to build a team at Old Trafford but I think the board realize that and will give him every opportunity to turn things around.” The episode will be screened at 6pm Sky Sports 1 on Friday. Technora...

Video: ‘Stick Out Your Bum.’ Paulina Gretzky Shows Perfect Golf Posture

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Paulina Gretzky has obviously betting getting some golf lessons from Dustin Johnson as her posture and golf swing are nigh on perfect.   Just Like Paulina.   And not only that.   In a shock development, from the video it can be clearly be seen that Paulina has also been practicing wearing clothes.  Rumour is that Dustin has put his foot down and said she cannot get married in her bikini.   Technorati Tags: Paulina Gretsky golf swing

Aussie Property Company Employs 6 Handicap Playboy Model To Sell Homes

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It has to be the greatest stroke of property selling genius ever. NEO property on Australia’s Gold Coast employed Playboy model, Jennifer Kachel, who plays off a golf handicap of 6, to be present in her sexy golf gear at open house days and property viewings at their Lakelands Drive development built around the Lakeside Golf Course. They also employed a hunk to be outside cleaning the pool, but we wont get into that! Here’s Jennifer being all sexy in the video promo. If you manage to watch this just once without replaying, email me! Technorati Tags: Playboy model golf , jennifer kachel

Bubba Watson shot 81 playing with just a single hybrid

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It's the golf offseason, which means players are busy working on new equipment or spending time with family or just taking a break from the game. It's a time to relax and have a little fun with the game of golf, and nobody is better at having fun on the golf course than Bubba Watson. Tim Mitchell over at Golf WRX ran into Bubba at Pelican Hill Golf Club last month and noticed he didn't have his golf bag. Just a single 20-degree hybrid club, three golf balls in his pocket and some friends, attempting to play the one club challenge for 18 holes. While this isn't exactly like "Tin Cup" and the 7-iron, it is a great way to work on simply creating golf shots out of nothing, and Bubba might be the best in the world at that. From the report by Mitchell ... Bubba told one of our staff members that he sometimes gets bored using 14 clubs, and occasionally wants to challenge his shot making skills by playing a round with only one club. In impressive fashion, B...